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"Owners of dogs will have noticed that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they will think you are god. Whereas owners of cats are compelled to realize that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they draw the conclusion that they are gods." -Christopher Hitchens

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Retards

CNN Article: How to keep coronavirus fears from affecting your mental health

Coronavirus! Yes, it's a serious situation, and yes, it deserves your vigilance and attention.

But the constant spring of information, precautions and warnings, whether it's straight from the CDC or some recirculated, dubiously-sourced post on Facebook, can take a real toll on your mental health. When does caution become overreaction? When does staying informed cross the line into, well, too much information?

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Actual Botch-work Examples

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Airbus

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Engineering and Life Wisdom

Edsger Dijkstra wrote that “Program testing can be used to show the presence of bugs, but never to show their absence”.

Designing for Test: https://jalopnik.com/the-porsche-959s-history-was-way-more-of-a-disaster-tha-1792096170

"Never give up, and never forget how thankful you should be." - Carroll Shelby

"You must always strive to be the best, but you must never believe that you are." —Juan Manuel Fangio

"Never let anybody talk you out of what you want to do." - Terry Crews

Eternal Truths

I was sorting my notes, preparing to step to the pulpit, when I heard a voice speak to my spirit. The message was brief, the words familiar: “Suffer the little children to come unto me, and forbid them not: for of such is the kingdom of God.” (Mark 10:14.) My notes became a blur. My thoughts turned to a tiny girl in need of a blessing. The decision was made. The meeting schedule was altered. After all, people are more important than meetings. (Monson)